for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse
he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick
He’s very open-minded.
Or very open-legged.
Well, if he opens his legs like Tom does, we’re screwed.Friendly reminder that the Eddas and their translations aren’t 100% crystal clear and that giantess might have actually knockedhim up. Not the other way around. And umm…yup.
This was a commission by the amazing Lovelyrugbee! Bo’s gotta work for that victory! And as far as I’m concerned, Bosami is LoK’s Tokka :o)
New commish I did for Miss Squarehere! Glad you like it, hun! Thanks for the fun project!!
Also, friendly reminder that I am open for commissions! You can find all the info on my deviantart! Link on my profile! ;)
JK Rowling: So I have another idea for Harry Potter
United Kingdom: ohgodshesBACKSHESBACKSHEBACK
JK Rowling: But it’s in the 1920’s in America
United States: *bust down the doors* ITS OUR TIME FUCKERS
YER A WIZARD, OLD SPORT
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
So this guy texted me instead of his drug dealer.
OH MY GOD RO
jesus i’ll give you an extra g just cuase your booty’s so fly I hope Valentino asks his drug dealer about that deal next time goD
I’VE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR 2 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS NOW I’M JUST MAD
I’M AT 5:50 AND IT’S STILL COUNTING
THAT’S A GIF RIGHT? IT NEEDS TO RESTART AT SOME POINT AND I WILL BE THERE TO WATCH IT!!! 8:39
MY HOPES WERE ON 10:00 BUT I GUESS IT WAS WRONG OF ME… 11:13
GUYS ITS 12 HOURS LONG