The Almighty Kiwi

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geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

(via ghostlynico)

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amydentata:

doulaness:

Just stumbled upon this tweet from February: Neil calling out Mental Floss for lightening his skin.

And they ‘shopped his torso. What a disaster.

(via sidesofsimplicity)

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agameofclothes:

Close up of Sansa’s gown in episode 2 of season 3

agameofclothes:

Close up of Sansa’s gown in episode 2 of season 3

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markdoesstuff:

daleconradsshuttershades:

dead-end-street:

The first and last time Mako Mori sees Stacker Pentecost. Both times she has tears running down her cheeks, but the emotions are very different.

here’s the rudest gifset on the Internet

you’re welcome

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floateron:

queenitsy:

#and that’s his entire character #don’t touch it #GONNA TOUCH IT #don’t go looking for that body in the woods #GONNA GO LOOK FOR THAT BODY IN THE WOODS #don’t antagonize the psychotic geriatric hunter who’s just kidnapped you from a sports field full of poeple #GONNA ANTAGONIZE THE PSYCHOTIC GERIATRIC HUNTER (rubykatewriting)

don’t antagonize the the trapped alpha GONNA ANTAGONIZE THE ALPHA run away! GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE don’t hang out with werewolves NEW BEST FRIENDS don’t get involved I’M INVOLVED call your dad stiles NOPE write an essay on economics DID YOU SAY CIRCUMCISION you’re not gay I COULD BE

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outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

(via mootiness)

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via equalistmako)

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mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

(via meg-winchester)

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purlsbeforewine:

unwinona:

I love that Aang’s favorite fighting style is nooooooope.

#jewelry-making sweetheart vegetarian pacifist boy messiah of my heart

purlsbeforewine:

unwinona:

I love that Aang’s favorite fighting style is nooooooope.

#jewelry-making sweetheart vegetarian pacifist boy messiah of my heart

(Source: marshmeelo, via owllende)

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fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas 

I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.

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lovablechaos:

haveahiddles:

nottheleastbrave:

BUT THE ACTING HERE. BECAUSE HE’S DIGORY. AND HE BUILT THAT WARDROBE. WITH THE WOOD FROM THE TREE HE PLANTED. AND SO HE KNOWS IT’S NARNIA. HE’S WAITED HIS WHOLE LIFE, AND HE’S PROBABLY GIVEN UP AND SHOVED THAT HOPE AWAY IN THE BACK OF HIS MIND AND SUDDENLY THESE FOUR CHILDREN SHOW UP AND THEY FIND IT. 

Fun fact: CS Lewis based the professor on JRR Tolkien. Tolkien in turn based Treebeard on CS Lewis.

that is a very fun fact yes 

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